Don\u2019t worry about the laundry,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
it\u2019ll dry on its own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stop reading through your emails.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Put down your bloody phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019ve had enough to eat for now,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don\u2019t need another drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just sit down and do some work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have to try and think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sugar isn\u2019t helping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019re hyper as hell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And listening to Death Note tunes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
won\u2019t turn you into L.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019ve made seven essay plans<\/p>\n\n\n\n
each one pretty much the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You only write half the piece<\/p>\n\n\n\n
before deciding to start again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The deadline is approaching,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019re getting far too tense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just write the damn assessment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
and pray it makes some sense!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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