Procrastination Poem

Don’t worry about the laundry,

it’ll dry on its own.

Stop reading through your emails.

Put down your bloody phone.

You’ve had enough to eat for now,

don’t need another drink.

Just sit down and do some work.

You have to try and think.

Sugar isn’t helping.

You’re hyper as hell.

And listening to Death Note tunes

won’t turn you into L.

You’ve made seven essay plans

each one pretty much the same.

You only write half the piece

before deciding to start again.

The deadline is approaching,

You’re getting far too tense.

Just write the damn assessment

and pray it makes some sense!